I wish people would pay me to ...

• Empty their attics and garages.
  
• Pare down their belongings to what fits in a 5x5 storage unit.
  
• Teach them how to live without a car.
  
• Listen to their family stories while we go through their family photos.
  
• Make moon water.
  
• Rock on the front porch.
  
• Show them my Spain.
  
• Choose the perfect blog post photo.
  
• Learn a language (top picks: Russian, Vietnamese, and French).
  
• Look.